Sox Machine Archives

Win or die trying, redefined

My friend Scott saw my attempt at improving the White Sox ad campaign and one-upped me with this Japanese gem. Let’s just say that Jake Peavy’s legendary intensity no longer impresses me. It may not be safe for work due…

Damon, Sox playing a round

Ken Rosenthal is the ultimate tease. First, he becomes everything that’s wrong about Twitter when he tweets: Damon to #WhiteSox gaining momentum. Team has made second offer #MLB Only to follow with: Take back previous tweet: #WhiteSox did not make…

Damon derby heating up

Twitter is atwitter with rumors of mad-dash negotiations between the Tigers and White Sox for Johnny Damon’s services. The most noteworthy at this time: Tigers and White Sox negotiating with Johnny Damon at levels that have eliminated the Atlanta Braves…

Jermaine lies

One thing I never knew about Jermaine Dye’s woeful second half before tonight: Even while he was slumping terribly, he could still hit lefties. vs. RHP: .129 vs. LHP: .316 Total: .179 I came to this realization while digging around…

Numbers rackets

On the heels of a big announcement about numbers, I have one of my own. Ladies and Gentlemen, White Sox Outsider 2010 will be about five pages longer than its predecessor! It’s checking in at 226 pages, not counting the…