First Pitch: White Sox vs. Tigers

TV: NBC Sports Chicago

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RayHerbert

I guess we couldn’t have Robert healthy the whole season

funkerdan

we can’t have nice things.

StockroomSnail

It’s the one thing the organization is efficient at.

StockroomSnail

Well that and job interviews.

funkerdan

by not conducting them?

upnorthsox

We talk only to people we’ve already talked to, that way we don’t have to talk to them.

funkerdan

this is why we don’t have friends. we don’t talk to new people or the friends we already have and now they don’t like us either.

funkerdan

you have to be good at something? Assuming efficient is considered good.

StockroomSnail

Efficient USUALLY means good, but yeah, I was joking about not doing something being technically efficient.

BillyKochFanClub

5 BB in 1.2 IP and Kopech is done for the day.

What a tremendous disappointment he’s been.

Member

1/1 BB/Out ratio.

ForsterFTOG

“Million dollar arm, ten cent brain.”

patty

Was he lifted due to injury or the walks?

upnorthsox

I think it was due to sucks.

FishSox

I’m sorry, is that a Fangraphs stat?

StockroomSnail

Anytime a base stealer is called out against the Sox, that’s an auto challenge.

soxygen

Thompson looked totally overmatched in that at-bat even with the platoon advantage.

StockroomSnail

And now Jimmy Lambert has been eaten by white sox doom.

StockroomSnail

Bummer gets TORK’D

StockroomSnail

Does every starting pitcher have their longest outing against the Sox?

funkerdan

and all rookies have their first against us. the last few years have been rough in that department.

StockroomSnail

3/4ths of a walk for Lee, nice.

StockroomSnail

Lee with a successful tag!

BillyKochFanClub

Is there any way the Sox can just forfeit the rest of the games this season and save everybody same time?

Outside of Robert, I think of any player that I would like to see on this team going forward. Absolute trash roster.

upnorthsox

Colas with the mercy killing! That’s a pretty impressive showing against the turds formerly known as the Tiggers

StockroomSnail

As soon as I saw it was Colas, I said “double play” and walked away to make a PB&J…. before the peanut butter was out, the game was over.

funkerdan

triple decker is the only way. 3 slices of bread, the outside pieces has peanut butter and the inside piece has jelly on both sides. you’re welcome,

El Arvo

Thank you! Going to give this a try tomorrow. I feel like following the Sox this summer finally produced something I can enjoy

FishSox

I picked a bad day to quit eating carbs.

Member

The 2024 marketing campaign writes itself: “Tight. Clean.”

StockroomSnail

With all the KC connections I suggest “watch white sox royalty.”

Member

Genius!

FishSox

Sox Kingdom!

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Brooks can take the winter off now.