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Quantum Kenny

If this is the last episode of “The Offseason,” the Oral Sox guys nailed it:

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Writing about the White Sox for a 16th season, first here, then at South Side Sox, and now here again. Let’s talk curling.

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fustercluck

12 years ago

That makes so much sense. This whole time I thought he was trying to sign all his favorite Starting Lineup action figures.

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