“Everyone is Happy” – A Houston Astros preview
Marge: “And the next man wants to hit the ball too. And he does. And there he goes off…
Marge: “And the next man wants to hit the ball too. And he does. And there he goes off…
Homer Simpson: “You know, Marge, getting old is a terrible thing. I think the saddest day of my life…
Chief Wiggum: “Ladies, please. All our founding fathers, astronauts and World Series heroes have been either drunk or on…
Kirk Van Houten: “Can I borrow a feeling?Could you send me a jar of love?Hurtin’ hearts need some healin’Take…
Mr. Burns: “Smithers, there’s no way I can lose this bet. Not unless, of course, my nine All-Stars fall…
Mr. Burns: “Wait! You! Strawberry! Good effort today. Take a lap and hit the showers. I’m putting in a…
Homer Simpson:Â (::climbing the Murderhorn::)Â “Just a few feet more…. Homer: “I did it! I made it all the way to-…
Marge Simpson: “I’m sure your insurance will cover the house. Maude Flanders: “Uh, well, no. Neddy doesn’t believe in…
Homer Simpson (as Max Power): “Kids, there’s three ways to do things: the right way, the wrong way, and…
I’m not sure whether there’s a point at which a team starts to see diminishing returns from further improving…
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