First Pitch: White Sox vs. Padres

(Sox Machine photo)

TV: NBC Sports Chicago

Lineups:

https://twitter.com/whitesox/status/1707843643057348963
https://twitter.com/Padres/status/1707851937071435970

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  • Jim Margalus

    Writing about the White Sox for a 16th season, first here, then at South Side Sox, and now here again. Let’s talk curling.

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soxygen

Bannister quote from the MLB article: “But ultimately, you’re looking to bake the best cakes possible. These are the ingredients you have, so bake the best cakes.”

WTF is this idiot talking about?

JR’s Culture Club

He’s prepping the fan base for lots of
shite cake.

LamarHoyt_oncrack

This is a roster of turd players. He is talking about baking cakes made out of turds, apparently.

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Let them eat cake.

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“Or churros.”
-JR, probably.