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Jake the Fake? Peavy’s looking Swishalicious

Friday, June 11th, 2010

With the White Sox’s season on the ropes, Jake Peavy did what any ultra-intense, fiercely competitive bulldog of an ace would do.

He told the media that he would want out if Kenny Williams started dealing away veterans for younger players.

Wait. What?

“I just want a chance to win,” Peavy said. “I believe it can happen here. I’m excited to be in the situation. Nothing’s changed just because we haven’t played well. I’m excited to be in a situation where you talk about it’s not going to be a rebuilding process. If that were the case, I would certainly try to be moved, but that’s the least of my worries.”

This is the second time Peavy has expressed zero desire to be part of a rebuilding effort.  From May 17:

“At this point in my career, I certainly don’t want to be a part of any rebuilding process. I hope that would be understandable.”

It’s understandable to a certain extent.  There’s just one small, teeny, tiny little problem, and in case Peavy happens to reading:

Jake, you’re the reason this team sucks.

That’s only a mild exaggeration.  Everybody knew this team would be struggling to put up runs, and that if there were any hope of competing, it would rest on the shoulders of Peavy and the rest of the starters. Three-fifths of the rotation have faltered, but Peavy’s been the biggest disappointment by far.  He needed seven innings of one-run ball against the injury-ravaged Indians to drop his ERA below 6.00, and it’s still the third-worst in the American League.

He’s not the only reason the Sox aren’t even within spitting distance of .500, but when it comes to the players, it’s his mess.  Carlos Quentin, Mark Buehrle and Gavin Floyd may also have huge shares of the culpability, but Peavy is making more than any of them.  And he was certainly talking the biggest game.

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West adds name to Guillen’s grudge list

Thursday, May 27th, 2010

Ozzie Guillen will probably be a little shorter on cash before the end of the month.  Mark Buehrle might, too.

But it’s hard to argue against them.

Guillen and Buehrle were both ejected by Joe West following a pair of balk calls that were questionable on multiple levels on Wednesday afternoon.  There still hasn’t been a clear explanation of how Buehrle balked, and it sure looked like West was waiting for Buehrle to throw over to first so he could nail him for a balk again.  The glove toss — which Buehrle shouldn’t have done — was all he needed to seal the deal.

Guillen didn’t hide his feelings:

“Because he’s a f—ing a–hole, that’s what he is.”

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Vizquel the DH is history, repeating

Saturday, May 15th, 2010

Back in April 2007, Jim Thome strained a muscle in his rib cage that caused him to miss nearly a month of action.  In turn, it placed an enormous amount of strain on an already struggling White Sox offense.

Ozzie Guillen suddenly had to replace a guy who had an on-base percentage of .553 at the time (not a typo). The possible replacements were laughable.

His first choice: Darin Erstad, who entered the game hitting .206/.267/.250.  The next day, he chose Brian Anderson (.154/.267/.231 at the time), who went 0-for-4 with two strikeouts and was banished to Charlotte for the rest of the season immediately afterward.

One game later, Thome tried going again.  He reinjured himself during his first at-bat, and was replaced by Alex Cintron (.083/.154/.083) for that game and the next.

Guillen ended up settling on a platoon of Rob Mackowiak (.160/.222/.280) and Pablo Ozuna (.194/.216/.250) before Thome finally made his return and stuck around for the rest of the season.

In Thome’s absence, White Sox designated hitters combined to post a line of .208/.287/.278.  And when Thome returned, the lack of depth manifested itself in other ways.  Joe Crede’s back gave out again, Erstad, Scott Podsednik and Pablo Ozuna suffered significant injuries, which gave way too much playing time to eventual running jokes Andy Gonzalez, Luis Terrero and Jerry Owens.  It forced Kenny Williams to raise the white flag, as he traded Mackowiak and Tadahito Iguchi for nobody of help and resigned Guillen to a second half of heavier drinking.

(“The Running Joke” should’ve been Owens’ nickname.  I am kicking myself for not thinking of this two and a half years earlier.)

And that brings us to Omar Vizquel.

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No roof, no problems

Wednesday, May 12th, 2010


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The White Sox extended their Minneapolis winning streak to two on Tuesday with a convincing, enthralling, and Twins-aided 5-2 victory.

Playing without a roof, the Twins looked like the Sox in the fifth inning, giving away three — count ‘em — three extra outs, which the Sox used to pile on three more runs.  Incidentally, that was the margin of victory.

We all know the Sox needed to win this one, and they probably need to win today’s game in order to pry open a window of opportunity, but try not to focus on that.  The Sox merely need to sell competence at this juncture, giving the impression to fans that these fan-building games will outnumber the fan-murderers.  An unusual win over their most hated rival will build goodwill more than anything else.

Anyway, three things I learned from Tuesday’s game:

No. 1: Freddy Garcia gets slower…

…and hitters stay the same age.  Or keep doing the same thing.

Sweaty Freddy continued his up-some-down-more velocity pattern, with his fastball averaging a paltry 86.05 m.p.h.  And he was throwing 83-84 m.p.h. in the first couple of innings.

But he continues to prove himself an artist of junk.  I don’t know if he’s had a finer moment than the fifth inning.  After the Sox gave him a 5-1 lead, he risked falling into an old habit of squandering support after Nick Punto and Denard Span singled.

Garcia responded by striking out Orlando Hudson and Joe Mauer, both of whom were hitting lefty.  That’s pretty ballsy.

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Band-aids for Ozzie

Thursday, April 22nd, 2010

According to the TV listings, there were no Growing Pains re-runs on TV while the Sox were getting stomped by the Devil Rays in the worst loss of the season so far.

So what was Kenny Williams watching instead of a humiliating defeat in just about every aspect?  And while we’re at it, what was Ozzie Guillen recording after Comcast came true in his house?  I would’ve recommended the “Roswell That Ends Well” Futurama episode (“Oh, a lesson in not changing history from Mr. I’m-My-Own-Grandfather!’”), but I’m guessing Williams, with his stated preference for safe family comedy, settled for the two-part Everybody Loves Raymond where the Barones travel to Italy.

Either one had to be more entertaining than what took place on the field.

At the risk of overreacting based on another fan-murdering experience, I’m just going to stick to a few talking points.

No. 1: DH Carlos Quentin and try Andruw Jones in right for a few games.

Quentin might’ve had the ugliest game of his career.  He missed a cutoff man, he had time to park under a sacrifice fly and still caught it flat-footed, he struck out three times in four at-bats, and he should have grounded into a 6-4-3 double play (which would’ve been his fifth) in his other trip to the plate.  Hell, he even moved his elbow out of the way of a tailing fastball for some reason.

Given that he has just one hit over his last 20 at-bats, now would be a great time to put Jones in the outfield for a couple of nights.  We know Guillen thinks Quentin is too neurotic to be stuck with his thoughts for entire evenings, but his biggest game — six RBI against the Jays — came when Ozzie put him in the DH role.

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Guillen’s blame game has easy answer

Sunday, April 18th, 2010

Ozzie Guillen fought fire with fire before Saturday’s game, responding to people calling for Greg Walker’s head in the midst of yet another slow start:

“I take the blame. I don’t want Walk or Coop (pitching coach Don Cooper) or Joey (Joey Cora) to take the blame. All of this thing, blame it on Ozzie. Don’t blame Kenny (general manager Ken Williams) or Jerry (chairman Jerry Reinsdorf) or anyone else. Don’t put anyone in the middle. When we are not hitting, not pitching or not winning games, my name is out there. That’s why I’m the manager.

“I’m not afraid to get blamed. I don’t give a (bleep) to be blamed.”

OK, Ozzie. It’s your fault. Now what?

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The funniest thing to me about the entire rant:

“It’s not Greg Walker’s fault,” Guillen said. “(Bleep) it. I’m not going to fire a guy that has nothing to do with this thing. Look at (Mark) Kotsay, (Omar) Vizquel and (Jayson) Nix, they don’t need a hitting coach. They need to (bleeping) get hits.

I’m starting to think that if Guillen is Michael Scott, then Nix is Toby.  I mean, he’s started one game this season.

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Canadian clubbing

Thursday, April 15th, 2010

A series of loosely connected observations after a stress-free evening…

No. 1: After belting two homers in an 11-1 trouncing of the Toronto Blue Jays on Wednesday night — including the season’s first grand slams — the White Sox are now tied with their current opponents for the league lead in home runs with 13.

So prodigious are the Sox when it comes to the long ball, that they’re the only American League team with more homers than doubles.  That’s fine for now, but here’s hoping they’re able to change gears if Andruw Jones remembers that he’s supposed to be washed up.

No. 2: Speaking of league leaders, guess who’s leading the AL in hitting with a line of .307/.362/.450?

None other than the Kansas City Royals.  And they’re also 12-for-13 in the stolen-base department.

Scott Podsednik is the ringleader of the operation in the early going, hitting .457/.525/.486 with six stolen bases in six attempts, which prompted Joe Cowley to ask how Juan Pierre is working out so far.

It’s not an unfair question, it’s just premature.  If I had to draft a player for a month-long season, I’d pick Pods over Pierre every time.  Pods packs a “wow” factor; Pierre’s game is steady as she goes.

But it’s a question that’s only appropriate after half a season, at least.  If Pods repeats his 2009 season and Pierre’s OBP is still languishing around .300, then we can start talking about whether the Sox misread the market and how much it may have hurt them.  Until now, good on Pods for continuing to prove people wrong, and that’s about it.

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Sox vs. Royals: Mistakes were made

Tuesday, March 16th, 2010

In his first plate appearance against his former team on Monday night, Scott Podsednik singled off Mark Buehrle.

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And then Buehrle picked him off.  Hawk Harrelson and Steve Stone remarked how they had seen that before.  Stone did the same when Podsednik ran an indirect route on Alejandro De Aza’s fly to deep center, resulting in a triple that would score the Sox’s only run.

As much respect as I have for Podsednik, it’s nice seeing that take place in another uniform.

Ozzie Guillen may have enjoyed the change of pace, too.  Joe Cowley tweeted that Guillen yelled to the Royals’ first base coach, “‘(Pods) will get you fired!’”

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C.J. Retherford has long been a favorite of Harrelson.  At the end of the weekend, he played his way onto Guillen’s radar screen as well:

”I love him,” Guillen said. ”So far, what we ask him to do in spring training, he does — move the guy over, get big hits for us, he does. He’s a sleeper, but he has started waking people up.”

He was 2-for-2 in moving runners from second to third on Saturday.  And while Retherford was doing everything asked of him, Nix hadn’t been fulfilling Guillen’s chief objective  — striking out less.

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