Some of you may have been disappointed by Brent Lillibridge’s RBI “single” in Monday’s 6-1 victory over the Cleveland Indians. As well you should.

Not only did Lillibridge drive in his first and only run of the season with a 60-foot nubber — he needed Jhonny Peralta to mishandle it as well. Why didn’t Lillibridge make like a real Sox shortstop and call the official scorer during the game? There’s no way that should’ve counted.

However, it turns out that Lillibridge wasn’t in control of his destiny in his quest for immortality . Had that been ruled an error, Li’l Bridge would still have an uphill climb toward setting the record. As it turns out, somebody has beat him to it — and he’s playing right across town.

The Cubs’ Sam Fuld is up to 99 plate appearances without an RBI this season. But unlike Lillibridge, who used medium-range flyballs to pad his total, Fuld appears to be a victim of incredibly bad luck. He’s batting .280/.404/.354 this season.

Even more amazing, he’s 5-for-20 with RISP, but still doesn’t have an RBI. Maybe the Sox aren’t the only team that fails to treat second base as “scoring position.”

(It might also bring a new meaning to “being Chicagoed.”)

Cardboards Gods isn’t to blame. At the time, Lillibridge had more plate appearances than Fuld.  Then Fuld started three straight games over the weekend, racking up 12 plate appearances to blow by everybody on that list. Such is the rapidly changing nature of ignominy.

So while the Lillibridge anti-fans might rue this day, it may turn out that he wouldn’t have had a shot at the title, anyway.

He’s just another Toby Hall, now. In 2007, Hall went 100 plate appearances with just one RBI. He racked up his first one on the Fourth of July, and didn’t get his next until after Labor Day. He finished the year with three in 120 plate appearances, which isn’t all that unique, as it’s been achieved 193 times.

If you want a real reason to get riled up — Lillibridge played the exact kind of game Ozzie Guillen wanted to see when Lillibridge was demoted to Charlotte in May. He slapped two infield singles, drew a walk and went from first to third on a hit-and-run.  Guillen had urged Lillibridge to make better use of his speed instead of trying to muscle the ball past the outfielders, and maybe he’s heeded that call. He has only struck out once in 15 very sporadic plate appearance, which could serve as further proof.

It’ll still take a great spring for Lillibridge to overcome his poor first impression — or a Chris Getz injury, which is more likely. But his White Sox future, unlike his shot at infamy, is still alive, like it or not.

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