Because Carlos Quentin has taken over the role of “Mr. Glass” from Chris Getz, Andruw Jones has received three straight starts against right-handed pitching.
In the process, I’ve developed a morbid curiosity while watching him that evokes an emotion halfway between “infuriated” and “amused.” “Infused” is already a word, so maybe I’ll just say it makes me “Druwsy.” With either no desire or ability to make adjustments. Jones astounds with his predictability.
Over those three games against righty starters — two of them pitch-to-contact types, the other Felix Hernandez — Jones went 1-for-12 with six strikeouts. The one hit was a homer, but it was on a hanging slider by Jamey Wright, who was deemed unfit for Cleveland’s bullpen this season. And even he had Andruw down 0-2.
Swinging himself into the ground every chance he gets, Jones has developed three true outcomes of his own: strikeout, groundout to left and flyout to left. Check out his spray chart from month to month:

Andruw Jones decomposes before our very eyes.
According to FanGraphs, Jones has the lowest line-drive percentage of any major-league hitter with at least 200 plate appearances. Better yet, if you look at his batted-ball percentages on the season, you’ll see that it’s dropping still.

