Sunday, May 25, 2008 - Posts

Carlos Quentin has Real Ultimate Power

Q and A:

Q: Why is everyone so obsessed about Carlos Quentin?
A: Carlos Quentin is the ultimate paradox. On the one hand he doesn't give a crap, but on the other hand, Q is very careful and precise.

Q: I heard that Carlos Quentin is always cruel or mean.  What's his problem?
A: Whoever told you that is a total liar.  Just like other mammals, Quentin can be mean OR totally awesome.

Q: What does Carlos Quentin do when he's not hitting game-winning homers or flipping bats?
A: Most of his free time is spent flying, but other times he likes the same things you do.

Q: How many consecutive times has Carlos Quentin won player of the Week?
A: Five.

(And about about the Q-perman thing: He did say his favorite show on the CW network is Smallville.  Coincidence?  Not likely!)

Checking the Week in a Box leaderboard after two months:
  • Player of the Week:  Quentin (5)
  • Pitcher of the Week:  Jose Contreras (5)
  • Player of the Weak: Juan Uribe (3)
  • Pitcher of the Weak: John Danks and Mark Buehrle (3)
  • Fireman:  Matt Thornton (3)
  • Gas Can: Ehren Wassermann and Octavio Dotel (2)
  • Super Sub:  Brian Anderson (4)
  • Super Scrub: Pablo Ozuna and Anderson (2)
  • Gold Glove: Eight different guys.
  • Hands of Stone: A.J. Pierzynski and Paul Konerko (2).
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Minor league roundup:
  • Charlotte 3, Lehigh Valley 2 (10 innings)
    • Josh Fields went 2-for-5 with a solo homer, which provided the winning run.
    • Jerry Owens went 0-for-5 with two strikeouts, and is now hitting .217.
    • Jason Bourgeois went 2-for-4; Danny Richar went 1-for-4 with a walk.
    • First of all, the Knights have Scott Sauerbeck on the roster.  Secondly, Mike MacDougal cleaned up his mess by coming in with the bases loaded and getting a strikeout and popout to end it.
    • Adam Russell pitched two scoreless innings, and hasn't allowed an earned run in 11 innings.
  • Birmingham 6, Huntsville 5
    • Cole Armstrong went 2-for-4 with two doubles and two RBI.
    • Dave Cook hit his 10th homer and walked; Victor Merecedes drove in two.
    • Carlos Torres struck out seven over seven innings.
  • Kinston 11, Winston-Salem 0
    • Matt Long gave up a couple solo homers but pitched well otherwise -- 6 IP, 5 H, 2 ER, 0 BB, 6 K.
    • Santo Luis gave up the other nine runs (seven earned) over two innings.
    • Anderson Gomes and C.J. Lang had the Warthogs' only hits.
  • Hagerstown 11, Kannapolis 7
    • Jim Gallagher went 2-for-3 with two walks and an RBI.
    • Dale Mollenhauer had three hits; Luis Sierra had two hits and two RBI.
    • Tyson Corley pitched two scoreless innings; the other three were hit hard.