posted on Tuesday, September 30, 2008 2:33 AM by Jim

Alexei's slam sends Sox to 163rd game



The vital statistics on Gary Glover's first and only pitch to Alexei Ramirez Monday night, which he belted into the left-field seats for his fourth grand slam this season:

Type: Changeup.

Speed:  89 m.p.h.

Location:  Belt-high, over the heart of the plate.

Time of death:  6:25 p.m. CST.

By the way, that pose is the picture of the season, and all the major media outlets agree.

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It never fails to amaze me that six months and 162 games sometimes aren't enough to separate two teams.  Alas, Game No. 163 is required to figure out which team will represent the AL Central in the playoffs.

At this point, the Sox have nearly exhausted every trick in the bag.  Mark Buehrle and Gavin Floyd have delivered on short rest, and now it's John Danks' turn to be a mensch on only three days' rest.  Danks is only coming off his second-worst outing of the season.

And, of course, his worst outing of the season came against the Minnesota Twins, who bombarded him for seven runs in just 2 1/3 innings April 9.  His first two starts in his career against the Twins were solid; the rest have been shaky at best.

Danks has his work cut out for him, but there are two reasons for hope:

No. 1:  Mark Buehrle beat a team that routinely beat him in the past just two days ago.

No. 2:  Matt Thornton and Bobby Jenks might finally have some help.

Not that there's reason to breathe easy when Ozzie Guillen has to go to the bullpen, but there are finally signs of life beyond two relievers -- especially from the big money guys.

Scott Linebrink:  He struck out the side in an inning of work Monday night, and it wasn't a fluke.  His average fastball cracked 93 during his appearance, a full mile per hour faster than his previous appearance, when he was roped around the park by Cleveland.  He also displayed excellent location with his curveball, which gives him the out pitch he's sorely lacked since his return.

The only question is whether his mysterious shoulder issue will allow him to go that hard two days in a row.

Octavio Dotel:  Keep your fingers crossed, but Dotel has thrown five perfect innings over his last four appearances with eight strikeouts.  He got two routine flyouts from two dangerous right-handed batters Monday.

In a perfect world, Guillen wouldn't have to go to either of these guys in a high-leverage situation.  But given how nothing has come easy for the Sox this year, there's no reason to start expecting a relaxing night now.

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The White Sox want their fans to wear black for the one-game playoff, which doesn't sit well with me for a few reasons.

For one, black is a mourning color, meaning they almost want Sox fans to show up for a funeral.  That's certainly what happened for Georgia fans, when the Bulldogs came out in black jerseys only to get blown out by Alabama Saturday.

And Black Tuesday after Dow Jones fell 777 points in one day?  Add it all up, and it's a little bit too doom-and-gloomy for my tastes, though your mileage may vary.

Comments

# re: Buy a shirt!

Monday, September 29, 2008 10:43 PM by bobleeswagger
That... Was... Awesome!

# re: Alexei's slam sends Sox to 163rd game

Tuesday, September 30, 2008 7:14 AM by Fundman
Mr. and Mrs. Fundman will be in attendance and wearing the mourning color and hoping for the best.

# re: Alexei's slam sends Sox to 163rd game

Tuesday, September 30, 2008 9:31 AM by El Duque's Raft
I think it's pretty bad ass personally. The white wash is too NHL or NBA'y. I always thought they should've painted the seats black in the ballpark but for me, this is way better.

# re: Alexei's slam sends Sox to 163rd game

Tuesday, September 30, 2008 11:18 AM by Jim Margalus
I would've found a way to go if I was in town. Ask my Rockies fan friend Matt (who posts here under an extremely cryptic name) about going to a 163rd game.

A whitewash would probably be exceptionally dangerous for third basemen. But I always thought it worked in Winnipeg.

# re: Alexei's slam sends Sox to 163rd game

Tuesday, September 30, 2008 4:16 PM by Conor
Things that delivered a severe ass-kicking to their opposition while wearing black:

White Sox
Ninjas
Johnny Cash
Tony Iommi
Luke Skywalker
The Terminator
El Zorro
El Mariachi
El Batman
Fascists
Edward Plantagenet, Prince of Wales
Lemmy
General Zod

Things that delivered a severe ass-kicking to their opposition while wearing white:

White Sox
Stanley Kowalski
d'Artagnan
Boris Karloff
Richard, Duke of York



Black so wins.

# re: Alexei's slam sends Sox to 163rd game

Tuesday, September 30, 2008 4:25 PM by Jim Margalus
Don't forget Daniel LaRusso under the "white" category.