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Wazzup!
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If I were the Scott Reifert, the PR guy for the White Sox, here's how I would try to spin the trade that
re-acquired Sandy Alomar Jr. in the press release:
"For five years, the Chicago White Sox have worked with The Alomar Family, LLC., to find job placement opportunities for unemployed Alomars around the globe. Today's trade, which brought Sandy Alomar Jr. to the South Side for Double-A reliever B.J. LaMura, marks the fifth time a downtrodden Alomar has found refuge with the White Sox. The Chicago White Sox and the The Alomar Family: A winning combination -- occasionally."
Nevertheless, if I were going to The Cell this week, I'd want to pack a sign that says "Enough with the Alomars, already." If somebody wants to carry this flag for me, by all means. I'll gladly post your picture.
Kenny Williams doesn't need my help trying to frame this trade in a positive light, though, employing what I will call the Matt Thornton Defense. Read these quotes side by side:
| On Alomar | On Thornton |
"Our coaching staff has been after me for the last month to acquire
Sandy Alomar, so it is my
responsibility as general manager to add pieces to the puzzle that my
coaches feel they need to win another championship."
-- July 23, 2006
| When the pitching coach tells you 'I want this guy,' and 'Don't worry
about his ability to throw strikes,' and my scouts want the guy as
well, I'm going to do everything I can to get him
-- March 26, 2006
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Because of how wrong I was when I called the Thornton-for-Borchard trade nothing for nothing, I paused before tearing into this "solution." After re-evaluation, I came to the conclusion that I still don't buy this trade being anything better than a net neutral. Somebody's wrong here, and here's the cases against both sides:
Kenny Williams: Maybe he might've misunderstood the Sox coaching staff a little bit. Maybe Ozzie Guillen, Don Cooper, Greg Walker and Co. were saying that they wanted to acquire Alomar to serve
as a coach. After all, he's 40, not doing much in Los Angeles and on his last knees as a catcher -- what else is he going to do later this year? He's the guy who
traded James Baldwin for Jeff Barry when he wanted Jonathan Berry, so anything's possible.
In fact, that trade was also with the Dodgers. Considering Kenny nearly traded Jon Garland for Darin Erstad before the Angels axed the deal, maybe he should stay away from L.A. entirely.
The coaching staff: Alomar is a former All-Star, a guy who's been around, a guy who respects the game and from all indications is an excellent teammate -- so in other words, he's simply saturated with
Veteran Presence.
The problem is, what is now
Veteran Presence was once a part of what Ozzie Guillen summed up last year as a prevalent "bad attitude." Alomar had been on the Sox for parts or the entirety of the 2001-04 seasons, some of the most disappointing in White Sox history. The Sox won a division title the year before he arrived, and they won the World Series the year after he departed -- so why were they so eager to get him back?
This is not to say Alomar is responsible for any of these problems himself, but while Alomar was on the team, a handful of hardships popped up. Pitching prospects like Kip Wells, Dan Wright and even Garland didn't pan out, All-Stars like David Wells and Bartolo Colon underachieved, and the Sox offense was considered all-or-nothing. With veteran pitchers not earning their salaries and the offense sputtering, I don't see why Alomar has received the status of, "If you acquire only one position player this season, make this the one!"
Maybe the Thornton story serves as a reminder that I don't always know what I'm talking about, but I'm thinking Kenny's going to the well once too many times with this line of reasoning.