Tuesday, March 14, 2006 - Posts

Singleton flies solo

While listening to the Sox drop another Spring Training game today, this time to the Arizona Diamondbacks, I heard for the first time Chris Singleton's attempt to handle an inning lone wolf. He's not entirely by himself because Ed Farmer is supplying the training wheels, but it's clearly the goal for Singleton to fill as much of the air time as possible now while still providing an accurate account of the game to listeners.

I'd call it a decent first attempt.  Farmer's goal is to have Singleton ready to call an inning regularly All-Star break, and he's still a ways away from that, but he's giant steps ahead of Darrin Jackson during his first year on the job.

He'll obviously get smoother once he gets used to balancing what he can say in between batters with game action, so there's no point in delving too much into that.  My biggest beef is that he doesn't speak with enough air.  Singleton's voice often creaked, like he was speaking on the phone late at night (not that I'd know) instead of broadcasting into homes across America.  Having tried my hand at broadcasting football before, that's easy to do, especially when you're not sure about what you're saying.  It's natural to want to avoid amplifying mistakes, lest you sound like a moron.  That's why I turned to writing.

Farmer didn't have to correct Singleton, though -- he just supplemented his broadcast with a few facts, such as the score, runners on base and the like.  We even got to hear Singleton try his hand at a home run call on Chris Widger's sixth-inning shot.  I don't remember exactly what it was, but that's probably a good sign, because it was by the book.  It was something like, "...and this ball is gone, a home run for Chris Widger!" 

Of course, Farmer then had to say it was a two-run shot after Singleton failed to mention that, and instead of saying the score, Singleton said "The Sox are within six," which sounded awkward and sarcastic, though I don't think that was his intent. 

Though it came out clumsy, at least he tried calling it straight instead of dressing it up.  Let's not forget DJ's infamous home run call of "Uh oh!" said in a voice a mother uses when she finds out her baby made dookers.

Looking (at a bad) back

Last we saw Dustin Hermanson, he was being escorted off the field by Herm Schneider after the Angels’ Triple-A squad shelled him for four runs in an inning-plus.  

This comes as no surprise to most everybody who follows the Sox, works for the Sox, has back problems, or some combination of the aforementioned.  I doubt it even surprises Hermanson, who declared himself physically fit before the games started.  Judging from Joe Cowley's article, Don Cooper is depressed, Kenny Williams is trying to keep people away from the ledge, Ozzie is somewhere in between, and MLB.com reports that Herm Schneider is geared up for more of the same.

Hermanson is a warrior type who relies on grit and balls more than superb stuff, so it’s understandable that he’d try to avoid surgery and get rid of the pain his own way.  But even taking into account his personality, after looking through some of the quotes and notes on fantasy baseball services like Rototimes and KFFL, you start to wonder why Hermanson wouldn’t take as many precautions as are necessary.  

Here’s the fit declaration:

January 31, 2006:

The Chicago Tribune's Mark Gonzales reports Chicago White Sox RP Dustin Hermanson (arm/back) believes he will be ready to go when pitchers and catchers report on Feb. 17 for the 2006 season. "I don't want to go overboard with getting ready," Hermanson said. "If I throw one or two bullpen sessions before spring training, that will be fine. You have to remember we played a month longer last season."

Now compare the situation after that statement with what happened before it.  Here are some notes to refresh the memory:

August 14, 2005:

Dustin Hermanson is thinking about undergoing back surgery this offseason.  ''It's tough to pitch like this,'' Hermanson said. ''I wouldn't wish this upon any pitcher to have to go out and pitch through this. I think it makes you concentrate a little bit more while you're out there, but you don't have the stuff that you normally would.''  Source: Chicago Sun-Times

August 11, 2005:

Dustin Hermanson is battling problems with his lower back again, so manager Ozzie Guillen plans to rest the closer as much as possible this weekend, according to the Daily Southtown. "It puts me in a spot because either you are in or you are out," Guillen said. "If I play him, it has a chance to get worse."

August 11, 2005

Cliff Politte was left in Tuesday's game a little longer than he would have been because Hermanson's back was hurting, and he gave up a homer to Alex Rodriguez in the ninth inning. ''If he had given the indication he could have [pitched], he could have started that inning,'' Politte said. ''But if he's really bothered, then it's something that he has to make up his mind and say that he can or can't go. But it has a ripple effect because everybody kind of does their role and then has another hitter or two in the ninth.'  Source: Chicago Sun-Times

It appears that Hermanson isn’t only going to frustrate Sox fans in 2006; if that Politte quote from last year is any indication, he may also draw the ire of his co-workers and bosses as well.