Tuesday, December 05, 2006 - Posts

I'm here to help

People who have read this site regularly know that I'm a huge proponent of the competent backup catcher.  In fact, some of you might be tired of me beating the drum.

However, some recent quotes have caused me to go into hyperdrive, such as these notes from...

Joe Cowley:

Ken Williams said the club has been ''revisiting'' the backup catcher role, but stressed it wasn't a top priority. While the GM wouldn't go into details on what ''revisiting'' meant, it likely involved the possibility of re-signing free-agent catcher Sandy Alomar Jr.

Mark Gonzalez:

The inflated market also could dictate the return of Sandy Alomar Jr. as the backup catcher, although Williams wants to talk to Alomar before making a final decision. Rookies Chris Stewart and Gustavo Molina also could be candidates.

As much as Stewart's two gundowns of Grady Sizemore (once with a knuckleballer on the mound) piqued my curiosity, he didn't look anything near ready with the bat during the September call-up.  And just because your last name is "Molina" doesn't mean you can catch.

And... well, we know how I feel about Sandy Alomar Jr.

So, for the 400th time, the Sox need help at backup catcher.  They're not going to find it on the free-agent market (which includes Chris Widger!), and they didn't listen to my ideas of Jason LaRue or Miguel Olivo before, so they're going to have to make a deal. 

To help out, I've compiled a list of 20 possible backup catcher solutions ranging from "awesome" to "craptacular."  "Craptacular" is included because even that was better than what Sox backups did last year.

Please add any other ideas to the list linked below:

20 POSSIBLE BACKUP CATCHERS

The waiting game sucks - let's play Hungry Hungry Hippos!

All's quiet on the Floridian front, and Kenny Williams is preaching patience.  If you don't believe him from his quotes, then look at the picture below:

Reinhold Matay / AP

Or maybe he's just doing jazz hands.

At any rate, it's pretty slow going during the first day of the winter meetings.  Familiar names have popped up here and there -- Vernon Wells and Aaron Rowand is the most recent rumor, according to Mark Gonzalez.

Wells would be a flat-out ballsy acquisition, certainly one not out of Kenny's range, but giving up a pitcher under Sox control past 2007 like Rotoworld suggests would be a high-wire act.  I don't know if he could risk losing talents like Wells, Mark Buehrle, Freddy Garcia, Jermaine Dye and Tadahito Iguchi all in one season, especially considering the Sox's underwhelming farm system and the out-of-whack free-agent market.

Rowand, on the other hand ... I mean, I like Aaron as much as the next Sox fan, but the general jonesing gets sickening after awhile.  Scott Merkin makes the Chicago media sound desperate to scratch an itch with their roundabout way of asking about the possibility of the Prodigal Son's return, and then there's this quote from an earlier Gonzalez story:

If the Sox are interested in a short-term upgrade and a player who can give them the sense of urgency they lacked down the stretch, an Aaron Rowand homecoming also should be explored.

We should have a term for these quotes.  Rowand Boners?  Aarections? 

Give it a break, fellas.  The Phillies had just as much use for a sense of urgency this past season when they had the wild card lead with a week left to go, then stumbled towards a 3-4 finish and found themselves out of the playoffs.  That's closer to the postseason than the Sox ever were.

Rowand was above-average with his bat in 2004.  He was above-average with his glove in 2005.  He was neither in 2006, and he's only getting more expensive.  Considering the Sox have a number of questionable hitters in the outfield (Ryan Sweeney, Brian Anderson, Rob Mackowiak, Scott Podsednik, Ross Gload), it's not time to add an even pricier one to the mix.  For the time being, this ship has sailed.