Since New York is one of the top battleground states for tomorrow's election, and since I live in the capital, scathing political mailers, both in my mailbox and around the office, have become part of my daily routine.
I find them funnier than anything, because they present such a horribly skewed version of a person that one has to wonder why anybody would believe them. In one State Assembly race, all I know about one candidate is that she says the other candidate isn't interested in punishing sex offenders.
Using the mailers I threw out for inspiration, I thought it might be good, filthy fun to create a few of them against certain Sox whose play I ended up campaigning against. Please note that these are designed to be horribly one-sided and completely negligent of any positive attributes possessed by the subjects.
Baseball is
supposed to be democratic, right?
View mailers for:
And some non-Sox:
If anybody has requests, I'll see if I can get around to them.
Don't forget to vote.