March 2006 - Posts

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Secret WMD

Aww, c'mon, Mark Gonzalez.  The Secret Weapon delivers in the most damaging of ways, and this is what you give him?

TUCSON, Ariz.—Designated hitter Jim Thome has become the least of the White Sox's concerns, though they still have some unfinished business entering Thursday's final Cactus League game in Tucson.

Thome hit two home runs for the third time in the last four days as the Sox pulled out a 5-4 victory Wednesday over Milwaukee in 10 innings on Pablo Ozuna's wind-aided homer.

Listening to the game, it sounded as though Jim Thome's second homer wouldn't have made it without the help of a stiff breeze, either. The Brewers announcers -- not Bob Uecker, sadly -- spoke as though Gabe Gross was parked underneath Thome's flyball, only to discover that the ball landed on the other side of the fence.

Ozuna likely won't come close to hitting another one this season, so at least let him enjoy it.

Reconnaissance on Javy

MLB Gameday Audio didn’t offer the White Sox feed today, so I listened to the Diamondbacks’ radio crew.  It wasn’t a bad change of pace, since my ears were tiring of Chris Singleton, though in defense of The Score, our station has far better commercials.

Also, since Javier Vazquez pitched today, it helped to have the insights of some people who watched him last year.

The two-man crew of Greg Schulte and Tom Candiotti generally had good things to say about Vazquez.  I couldn’t detect any bitterness, such as the tone Michael Kay uses when he calls games with Jose Contreras on the mound.  Instead, they said that Vazquez rebounded to have a solid year after getting shelled by the Cubs on Opening Day.

Here’s a quick scouting report gathered from today’s broadcast:
  • Vazquez should be around 93-94 on his fastball, occasionally hitting 95.  
  • In order of quality, he throws a fastball, curve and change.
  • When he’s 0-2 on hitters, he’ll set up hitters with a fastball upstairs before snapping a curve.
  • Sometimes he’ll get too cute with changeups, throwing two in a row when he shouldn’t.  Some pitchers can do that (Brad Radke), but supposedly Vazquez shouldn’t.
  • He can pitch both inside and outside.
  • He had his best outings with a rookie catcher behind the plate, so unfamiliar backstops should pose no problem.
Vazquez didn’t sound sharp today, giving up a couple hits to batters he should've put away, but he survived.  Given his prior propensity to lose control of the game, he fared fairly well.

Other items from today’s game:

Boone Logan pitched another 1-2-3 inning so fast, Schulte and Candiotti barely got his name before the inning was over.  They spent the first two outs calling him “the mystery left-hander,” though they thought he might've been Logan.

Bobby Jenks also went 1-2-3, but didn’t strike anybody out.  His BB-K ratio still stands at 4:1.

Jim Thome has been swinging at a lot of first pitches lately, which might be a bad thing.  It works when he’s homering off the first pitch, as he did on Sunday, but he was out on one pitch in his first two at-bats today.  He’ll be counted on to see a lot of pitches and be the toughest out, so I hope he doesn’t make a habit of swinging as soon as he can.

On the other hand, he’s shown a lot of power to the opposite field.  In each day he hit two homers, he hit one to right and one to left.  Today, he doubled into the wind off the left field wall.  Considering the massive shifts teams employ against Thome, it’s good to see he’s using the other half of the field.

Ross Gload was the only hitter to have figured out Claudio Vargas, drawing walks in his first two at-bats, then doubling to right later in the game.  Then again, he misplayed a wind-blown ball in left field, so I'm not quite sold on him being able to serve as a full-time replacement for Scott Podsednik.

Hindsight is 20/20

Sure, there weren't many who predicted that George Mason advanced to the Final Four as a No. 11 seed, but in hindsight, we should've seen it coming. 

Why?  Because George Mason boasts Chris Widger as an alum, that's why.  The Widge is one of two active major-league players (Shawn Camp is the other, and with a 6.43 ERA last year, "active" is too kind) to graduate from the previously little-known school in Fairfax, Va.

Had I realized that before, then George Mason would've been a lock in my brackets.  The first thing you learn in algebra is:

  • A equals B
  • B equals C
  • A must be equal to C

Therefore, using simple math, you find out the following:

It's just simple syllogism, is all.  We always make these brackets more complicated than they have to be.

Odd man in

It's official:  Boone Logan has joined the White Sox's 25-man roster, making him the first Sox pitcher to make the jump from Class A to the big leagues. 

The last?  Carlos Castillo.  I don't really remember much about him, aside from him looking like a tub of goo.  So relative sveltness is one thing Logan's got going for him.  Why on Earth somebody would sponsor Castillo's Baseball-Reference.com page, I have no idea.  I can't imagine it'd be much of a cash cow. 

Matt Thornton makes the major-league club, so here's hoping that his recent two-inning scoreless outing was worth something.  Meanwhile, Javier Lopez was sent down to Triple-A to work on not looking like Javier Lopez. 

Hangin' Mr. Cooper

The Trib's Mark Gonzalez profiles Don Cooper, taking an interesting look at his relationship with Kenny Williams and Ozzie Guillen.  I've C&P'd this excerpt to keep in mind throughout April as we prepare for the Matt Thornton Experience

Such was the case Monday when the Sox landed struggling left-handed reliever Matt Thornton from Seattle.

"When the pitching coach tells you 'I want this guy,' and 'Don't worry about his ability to throw strikes,' and my scouts want the guy as well, I'm going to do everything I can to get him," general manager Ken Williams said after Thornton was acquired for outfielder Joe Borchard.

(...)Williams and Guillen have faith that Cooper will be able to develop Thornton, 28, a disappointing one-time first-round draft pick whose spotty major-league record includes a 5.21 lifetime ERA in just 57 innings.

Well, at least we'll know who to blame.  I don't necessarily worry about Thornton's ability to throw strikes as much as I worry about his knack for throwing meatballs.  I'm afraid that what Cooper and Co. will find out is that 95-mph meatballs from the left side are no different than any others.  He's been beat up by big-league and minor-league hitters alike.

I'd be happy if Thornton managed to reach Alan Embree's level.  Not the Embree we saw with our Sox, where basically fit the same profile -- hard-throwing lefty with no movement on his fastball -- as Thornton, but the one who put up a couple years of sub-3.00 ERA with the Red Sox.  That's not saying much, but given what we've seen from Thornton so far, we can't really say anything at all.

Personally, I'm more excited about Gonzalez's photo.  Points for anybody who writes in, "I don't have any questions, but I just wanted to say I loved you in 'Magnum'" and sees it posted in his mailbag.

Can't argue with that

In a year where Chicago White Sox previews range from "outlandishly optimistic" to "casually dismissive," PlunkBiggio.com, the blog devoted to Craig Biggio's quest to break the hit-by-pitch record, offers a solid assessment of our team: 
If past statistics are any basis for estimation, Craig Biggio's probability of being hit by a pitch against the White Sox this year is 42%. He has a 9.8% chance of being hit 2 or more times by them, matching or beating the White Sox total from 1997. Biggio's probability of being hit 7 or more times by them is 0.000037%.
No word on how many times Biggio's wife is expected to be hit during White Sox games this season.

Good times, bad times

Why Spring Training wins don't matter:  Giants 19, Sox 7.  But the only two pitchers in the game likely to see big-league action this year threw scoreless innings.  Boone Logan shook off my jinx to throw two hitless innings against Real Major League Hitters, and Javier Lopez didn't let two walks and two hits hurt him in his 1 1/3 innings.  Tyler Lumsden, Sean Tracey, John Hurd, Demetrius Banks and Armando Almanza did the damage, but they won't cost the Sox games after Opening Day.  (That's not to say Logan or Lopez won't.)

All the full-timers got a hit except for Scott Podsednik (Brian Anderson had three), and they scored six runs off Real Major League Pitcher Matt Morris, so all in all, it was a good day.

It was the best of times:  The Elite Eight game between LSU and Texas today was the best game I've seen all tournament, and there have been a lot of close games.  It was physical, there was a lot of hustle, a lot of great defense (great defense, not bad offense), and I can't remember the lead extending beyond six or seven points for either team.

Best of all, the refs let 'em play.  Tyrus Thomas conked Brad Buckman on the head during a futile attempt for an impossible steal in plain sight of everybody in the arena.  Just a good whack.  Buckman went down, the refs called timeout, but they didn't blow the whistle.  Gotta love prison rules.

It was the worst of times:  Memphis-UCLA, on the other hand, was complete dogshit.  I hadn't used profanity in this blog yet, and I don't plan on it from here on out, but that's what it was -- dogshit.  It was the worst game I remember watching in its entirety, and I only did that because I picked Memphis to win it all.

The Bruins couldn't dribble, couldn't pass, couldn't rebound, couldn't shoot, and when they got to the line (and they did often, because there was a whistle on every possession), they couldn't hit free throws.  Their player of the game (in name only, believe me) was 2-for-11 from the line. 

And they were the better team!  Sports editors could save a lot of space in their sections if they cut out all references to Memphis basketball in the game story except for "The Tigers just took a big dump on the floor."

Wait and see:  Word on the street is that Missouri has hired UAB's Mike Anderson as its new coach. 

Not knowing anything about Anderson aside from his recent tournament appearances, I like it.  He has experience and success running a clean and successful program, and he appears to have no criminal record himself.  We'll see if it's the right hire, but I think the AD used the right thought process.  I'd much rather have the Anderson type than a Bob Huggins leading my team ("What a great hire!" says Dickie V.).

Not so fast

Guess which sentence from Scott Merkin is true about Ryan Sweeney:
  1. His effort has been impressive enough to earn Sweeney serious consideration for the final White Sox roster spot.
  2. He craps raspberry sherbet.
The answer:  Neither.

The difference is that Merkin actually wrote the first one.  Though if the latter were true, he would be the first to tell us.

I understand why Merkin won’t write a negative word about any Sox player, even if I don’t agree with it.  But he could at least stop with the excessive lauding of players who really don’t need the pressure.

Yes, Sweeney’s having a nice spring.  But a .314 average and a few homers aren’t going to cut it when 1) Tucson Electric Park is a launching pad, 2) he’s not hitting against proven major leaguers, 3) he hit one homer in Double-A last year and 4) the roster is already set.  Unless Merkin was talking about the final spot on the White Sox’s 31-man roster, which doesn’t yet exist.

Merkin-knocking aside, the one redeeming quality of this article is the timing, as it coincides with Jeremy Reed injuring his wrist during a Spring Training game in Seattle.  

Perhaps the last time Kenny Williams truly frustrated me was when he dealt Joe Borchard to the Mariners instead of Reed in the Freddy Garcia deal.  It frustrated me so much, in fact, that I reversed the details of the trade and thought Seattle wouldn’t have accepted Borchard and wanted Reed instead, but Google tells me that wasn’t the case.

At a time when Joe Borchard was swinging and missing, Reed was building a solid minor-league track record, including a 2003 season at Double-A in which he hit .409 in 66 games.  Making matters worse, after the trade, Reed was called up in September and hit .397 in 58 at-bats while Borchard continued to be Borchard.  

But Williams couldn’t get enough of Borchard’s awesome power, even though Borchard never put the bat on the ball enough to use it.  

The reasoning was that Reed was a non-toolsy outfielder who projected to do a bit of everything well, but no one thing superbly.  Well, Williams thought he had a lot of guys that fit that description, including Sweeney, Brian Anderson in the minors and Aaron Rowand at the major-league level.  Borchard might cover enough holes in his swing to be Adam Dunn, and that tremendous power was the difference-maker.

However, out of that group, I was the biggest fan of Reed because he was the best contact hitter of the bunch, and like they’re saying about Sweeney, I felt Reed could grow into 15-homer power at least while actually hitting major-league pitching and playing quality defense.  

Fortunately, Reed’s injuries have bought some time while waiting for another young Sox outfielder to emerge.  He battled a partially torn left wrist tendon last year, which nagged him to the tune of a .254 average with only three homers.  Now he’s broken his hand, which will cost him at least six weeks and perhaps hamper him further.

So while Borchard has flopped and Anderson goes through rookie pains, at least we won’t be seeing Reed competing for batting titles on the other side of the country like we hoped he would for the Sox.

You wouldn't like him when he's angry

This story about Cliff Politte via the Sun Times' Joe Cowley is new to me:
TUCSON, Ariz. -- Neal Cotts had to see it for himself.

So the next day, the White Sox reliever went into the visiting dugout area at Comerica Park in Detroit and found the training table that Cliff Politte had turned into a blocking sled less than 24 hours earlier.

"I tried picking that table up,'' Cotts recalled. "It was huge. He not only lifted it up, but he put it through a door. I don't know how he did that.''


Politte may be small, but it's not hard to believe he could do some damage considering this picture was taken just before that incident:



It was a July 31st game against Detroit, and Politte blew the game on a bases-loaded walk. 

Cliff might've cost the Sox the game, but he didn't ruin the day.  Shortly after the conclusion of the matinee game, the Sox announced that Kenny Williams dealt Esteban Loaiza to the New York Yankees for Jose Contreras.

Books not cooking

How many books about the Boston Red Sox's championship season could you name off the top of your head?

I can't remember the titles, as they all blur together, but I can rattle off some authors: Dan Shaughnessy, Stephen King, Bill Simmons, Johnny Damon, Baseball Prospectus, Leigh Montville.  And from the local bookstores around here, there are seemingly dozens of others written by authors commissioned by publishing houses.

So when I was reading Phil Rogers' latest column on ESPN.com and saw the blurb mentioning his book on the White Sox's championship season, I took a stroll through Amazon.com to see the White Sox's bibliosphere....

...and soon realized that Phil Rogers is carrying our literary flag.  (shudder)

As far as legitimate "start at the beginning" books are concerned, that's it.  Amazon's peddling the magazine/newspaper collections, as well as a compilation of fan essays from White Sox Interactive.  There seems to be another book geared to people ages 4-8 years old.  I don't see any others after that.. 

To be fair, it's possible that Rogers' book could be interesting, because he has as much access to the team as anybody and is far better writing about personalities than numbers or other forms of analysis.  I just don't want him writing the master narrative of the entire season, given that I have a hard time accepting his writing on a day-to-day basis.

Breaking silence, breaking camp

Due to the fact that every lefty I've mentioned as having an encouraging spring thus far has either 1) tanked or 2) been optioned to the minors, I've held off on talking about Boone Logan.  Far be it from me to wreck the kid's dreams (and given that he's two years younger than I am, I can call him "kid.")

But now that his making the major-league club seems imminent, with Dustin Hermanson's injury and the fact that each of the 183 other relievers Kenny picked up from the Leftorium sucked, we're going to have to come to grips with his presence.

I haven't seen him pitch, but people have compared him to Scott Radinsky.  I've heard him pitch, and all I can tell is that he gets his innings over quickly.  Ed Farmer and Chris Singleton don't have much time to describe what he's doing when he's on the mound. 

Still, he's a 21-year-old who hasn't pitched above High-A ball.  He hasn't faced the David Ortizes and Travis Hafners of the world yet, and the parks he's pitched in are maybe 1/5th of the size of a major league stadium.  I don't see this ending well, but the one thing he has over the rest of the LOOGY field is potential.  If he fails this time around, he'll have a chance to come back, whereas if Matt Thornton fails, it's because he's a terrible pitcher.

Assuming this post doesn't wreck Logan's arm and he does make the big-league club, it will be awful Scott Skilesish of Ozzie to make that call.  And if you think about it, the Skiles-Paxson duo is quite similar to Ozzie and Kenny.  It's probably no coincidence that they also have the highest Q ratings of the Chicago sports management circle.  Chicago likes work ethic, sometimes more than it likes results, though the latter comes so few and far between that hard work is all teams have to offer.

Hindenburg eulogized

Luis Vizcaino arrived on the scene a year too late.  

If we knew we’d be getting a reliever who could appear several days a week, throw multiple innings and keep his ERA under 4.00, I’m sure he’d be a sight for sore eyes considering the current state of the Sox bullpen.

Instead, he was the second-weakest link in a talented Sox bullpen (I’ve combined Damaso Marte and Kevin Walker), and a guy we never wanted to see in a game.  If he was on the mound, chances were the Sox were losing.  And if they weren’t losing when he entered, they were in grave danger of trailing by the time he departed.

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Four things we already knew

To preview the upcoming season, Deadspin has started a series called "Four Tiny Tidbits About..." starting with the Chicago White Sox.  Unfortunately, because the series only started on Monday, I really don't know what it's supposed to look like, because the content contradicts the intro blurb. 

Here's the blurb: 

We’re only a couple of weeks from Opening Day, so it’s time to start previewing the season. Inspired by an old feature on The Black Table, we’re going team-by-team and distributing Four Things You Don’t Know about them.

And here's the four things we "don't know":

1) Ozzie Guillen will say anything
2) Captain Stubby and the Buccaneers wrote the fight song.
3) Carl Everett predicted them to finish third
4) Jose Contreras is a Cuban exile

Underwhelming to say the least, dontcha think?  I mean, I bet Item No. 1 is the only thing some people know about the Sox.  Item No. 3 doesn't really matter, and Item No. 4 is four-year-old news.  That leaves No. 2, the one about "Let's Go, Go-Go White Sox" as the only item with value. 

Looking at the Rockies' edition posted today, once again, No. 2 was the only piece of pure novelty.  That a pitcher's father was part of the band that performed "You're the Best" from "The Karate Kid" is the kind of stuff I'd like to see more of from this series.

Taking a few minutes to think about it, here's a short list I came up with that looks like it was written by somebody who followed the Sox at the start of last season.

1) Craig Landis, son of former Sox center fielder Jim Landis, is the agent of Paul Konerko and Jon Garland.
It took me some time to piece that one together.

2) Freddy Garcia is married to Ozzie Guillen's niece.
We all may know this, but I'm sure this is new to most people who don't follow the team.

3) Hawk Harrelson was responsible for firing Tony LaRussa in the 1980s.
Everybody knows Hawk as a broadcaster, but how many know he was also very dislikable as a general manager?

4) Anything about Bobby Jenks' upbringing.
Joe Cowley's piece sums it up.

5) Mark Buehrle proposed to his wife in a duck blind deer stand.
Only in Missouri.

This might be the only case where I'm upset that the Sox finished first, if only because Deadspin asked for email contributions.  I thought of that list in less than three minutes, and I'm sure there are better ideas out there.  Offer 'em up if you have 'em.

Thornswaggled

When crappy weather prevented Matt and me from heading to Phoenix for a Sox game that would be cancelled, we stayed in Tucson to catch the Diamondbacks and the Mariners, since it was the only game around.

Had I known the Mariners were starting a future White Sox that game, I would’ve paid closer attention.  Matt Thornton, acquired by the Sox today for the equally disappointing Joe Borchard, threw the first three innings that day, and I didn’t think much of it.  He struggled with his control, went deep in a lot of counts and walked a few guys, giving up three runs in three innings, if I remember correctly (a box score for this game is not available).

Then again, I was ready to cut him some slack considering his was pitching into 30 mph gusts.  But when I looked up his stats on The Baseball Cube, it matched up with his track record to date, wind or no wind.

It also reminded me of another lefty the Sox have tried out already and have deemed unsuitable for anywhere except Charlotte, Stephen Randolph.  Both have pitched two seasons in the major leagues, and here are their career stat lines.

  IP BB/9 K/9 K/BB ERA
Randolph 141.2 7.56 7.12 0.94 4.89
Thornton 89.3 6.72 8.73 1.30 4.82


Thornton's rates are slightly better across the board, but they still stink.  And when you compound the plentiful amount of baserunners (a career WHIP of 1.68 to Randolph’s 1.71) and his propensity to surrender homers (13(!!!!) in 57 innings last year), he’s every bit the gas can Randolph is.

I’m also guessing that strikeout rate is buoyed by the sheer amount of hitters he faced.  Damaso Marte struck out 54 batters in 45 innings last year, but with a WHIP of 1.72, he got an awful lot of chances to strike hitters out by letting the ones he didn’t reach base.  

On the other hand, I guess that’s all we can expect to get for Borchard, who could only be classified as a bust.  With Dustin Hermanson likely going on the DL, Thornton will get a couple extra weeks to prove himself during the regular season, whereas Borchard would’ve had to earn a spot by the end of Spring Training.  It’s likely that neither player will amount to much, and in five years we’ll forget this trade ever happened. 

That's an outrage!

Jeff Passan, the terrific national baseball writer who recently jumped from the KC Star to Yahoo! Sports and looks a little bit like Wayne from "The Wonder Years" from his mug shot, wrote a nice piece about Ozzie Guillen on Saturday.

First things first -- it was nice to see Man Soo Lee getting some press. I've never seen the guy not smiling, and outside of Tucson Electric Park, he was the one saying "thank you" when signing autographs for fans.  Everything about the guy says "class act."

One part struck me as odd, though, and not the part about Cliff Politte getting a high chair ('cause he's short).  Or when he assigns the adjective "likable" to Carlos Mencia (Dave Chappelle, yes, but Mencia?)  It's when Passan refers to Guillen as "baseball's most outrageous character." 

Perhaps it's because we Sox fans know what Ozzie's all about, but he doesn't strike me as "outrageous."  "Outrageous character" brings to mind Mark Fidrych or Bill Lee, guys who seemed to have personas on the ballfield that seemed too bizarre to be real.  Jimmy Piersall fits this description as well.  The recently retired Turk Wendell is another one.

Guillen isn't in that class.  He just likes to talk, likes having people around him, likes to get reactions, likes to needle people, isn't ashamed of his alcohol intake and doesn't mind starting unnecessary fights.  If that an "outrageous character" makes, then a significant amount of frat boys could claim the same.  No wonder why Ozzie said he'd survive just fine if you dropped him in the middle of Harvard

From my perspective, Manny Ramirez takes the cake when it comes to "baseball's most outrageous character."  Nobody knows what Ozzie will say on any given day and who he'll say it about, but you know he'll show up on time and manage to the best of his abilities.  When I sat on the Green Monster at Fenway a couple of years ago, Manny waved to us while pitches were being thrown.  It's the same Green Monster he was late emerging from when he took a bathroom break during the pitching change. 

If we hear the term "Ozzie being Ozzie," we know he's shooting his mouth off.  If we hear "Manny being Manny," we don't know if he forgot to wear pants to the plate or brought a police scanner into left field to make sure his place wasn't being robbed.  Point: Manny.

They luuuuuuuv blogging

If I haven't made the Sox blogosphere crowded enough, we have to make room for two more no-namers -- Hawk Harrelson and Darrin Jackson.  Yep, they now have their own blog on WGN's site, and it'll be interesting to see how that develops when the regular season kicks in. 

A few observations:

1) I can't believe this blog will go on with Hawk's type being so small.  By mid-April, expect to see Hawk's font increase in size.
(DJ's text will remain the same)

2) Seeing "in Hawk Harrelson" or "in Darrin Jackson" at the end of posts is ... weird.

3) Though I'll make fun of them like anybody else, I'd give 'em props if they actually responded to comments posted on the site.  I'll probably toss a couple of comments their way when the season starts to see how much they moderate.  Not in the way of using obscenities, but I can think of a few things I've always wanted to ask him:
  • Hawk always says, "Every team wins 60 games and loses 60 games -- it's what they do with the other 40 that matters."  Then what happens when a team wins or loses 103 games?  And if they lose a game they should've won, where does that go in the 60-60-40 ledger?  Does the "other 40" only kick in after the 120th game of the season? 
  • Does the Sox offense ever have a bad night, or does every middling starter have Cy Young potential deep inside?
  • Have you ever dreamed of kissing Carl Yazstremski?
I'm pretty sure No. 3 wouldn't make it, but I think we deserve answers to the first two.

El Duque eulogized

Like Peter Griffin said about John Edward, I will say the same about Orlando “El Duque” Hernandez:  

“You are some kind of sorcerer!”  

He fits the description – nobody knows exactly  how old he is, and he uses trickery and magic to achieve the seemingly impossible, whether he’s turning Jose Contreras into an ace or getting out the jammiest of jams.

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The Sho'-Nuff State

From yesterday's post:
No. 2:  The Mizzou Corollary.  This rule helped me out big time last year, when I picked Kansas to lose to Bucknell in the first round, and favored Gonzaga to lose to Texas Tech in the second round.  Basically, the rule is that any team that embarrasses itself against Missouri during the regular season will embarrass itself in the tournament.

...

Kansas was a tough pick here, because they too lost to Missouri during the regular season.  But it was 1) a double-overtime loss in Columbia, 2) while Missouri was playing marginally well under Quin Snyder, and 3) before Kansas’ new guys really got into the mix.  I consider the Jayhawks too different of a team to use the Mizzou Corollary against them, so if KU loses in the first two rounds, this tool will be more powerful than even I realized.

From today's games:

Bradley 77, Kansas 73.

Undercard: Borchard vs. Gload

The Daily Herald’s Scot Gregor opines that Joe Borchard has evened up the race with Ross Gload for the last spot on the roster for position players.  From quotes in his story, it seems that Borchard’s performance has drawn the attention of Ozzie Guillen:

“Joe is still in the mix,’’ manager Ozzie Guillen said. “He keeps hitting the ball. If he keeps playing like that, he’s going to make it interesting.’’

Only a week or two ago, Guillen was talking about Borchard’s propensity to let pressure crush him, and his quotes read with the same ominous tones that he used when he said Arnie Lopez didn’t have enough heart to stick in the major leagues.  Despite a couple decent outings among an uninspiring group of relievers, Lopez was optioned out to Charlotte.  Until a few days ago, Borchard seemed to be on the same track.

All things being equal, I’d say Borchard has a little more value, if only because he’s a switch hitter with more power and the ability to play more defensive positions well.  But that’s not a knock against Gload, whose glove would come in handy at first if something happened to either Paul Konerko or Jim Thome.

And luck would have it, all things are equal at this point.  Here are their batting lines.

               BA    G  AB  R  H  2B 3B HR RBI
R Gload       .318   8  22  4  7  3  0  1   6
J Borchard    .319  11  29  6  9  2  0  2   7

And in their last five games:

Borchard                 Gload
1 / 2                    DNP
2 / 3 2 RBI              DNP
1 / 2 1 RBI              2 / 2 2 RBI
2 / 5 3 RBI 1 HR         0 / 5 1 RBI
0 / 1                    DNP

6 / 13  1 HR 6 RBI        2 / 7  3 RBI

Borchard has the advantage in that Gload has also been in Ozzie’s (or Kenny’s) doghouse.  When the Sox needed a left-handed bat and a backup for Paul Konerko at the same time, they relied on Timo Perez while Gload was tearing the cover off the ball in Triple-A.

I didn’t see Gload in action while I was down there, but I did get to see Borchard show some opposite field power in a game against the Giants.  He seems like a slightly feistier hitter, though when you consider that he’s hitting against Triple-A pitchers, it dulls the buzz slightly.

Two simple rules

I’m not going to pretend that I know more than the average college basketball fan who has been disheartened by a crappy program.  However, I will say that the two rules I employ for picking brackets have worked out beautifully thus far.

No. 1:  Pick two No. 12 seeds to win.  Montana delivered for me with its victory over Nevada.  I’ve picked Texas A&M to defeat Syracuse for the other one, which doesn’t make me very popular around these parts.  I could also see Pitt dropping its games, because the Panthers never look very impressive in crunch time.  But underestimating them has burned me before.

No. 2:  The Missouri Corollary.  This rule helped me out big time last year, when I picked Kansas to lose to Bucknell in the first round, and favored Gonzaga to lose to Texas Tech in the second round.  Basically, the rule is that any team that embarrasses itself against Missouri during the regular season will embarrass itself in the tournament.

So what happened this year?  Well, Missouri, a team that dropped games against powerhouses such as Sam Houston State and Davidson, defeated Oklahoma in Norman.  Accordingly, I picked Oklahoma to lose against Wisconsin-Milwaukee, and that the Sooners did.

Kansas was a tough pick here, because they too lost to Missouri during the regular season.  But it was 1) a double-overtime loss in Columbia, 2) while Missouri was playing marginally well under Quin Snyder, and 3) before Kansas’ new guys really got into the mix.  I consider the Jayhawks too different of a team to use the Mizzou Corollary against them, so if KU loses in the first two rounds, this tool will be more powerful than even I realized.

I have LSU, Villanova, UNC and Memphis making the Final Four, with Memphis defeating UNC in the championship game.  But then again, had I known before the Xavier-Gonzaga game that the Musketeers had a player named Stanley Burrell, I probably would’ve picked them.  There would’ve been something fitting about his team winning the Oakland bracket, considering he used to be a batboy for the A’s.

All access A.J.

ESPN.com's Wayne Drehs offers a comprehensive look at A.J. Pierzysnki, trying to figure out the age-old question, "What's he all about?"

This part struck me as the biggest oddity:
Williams and Guillen did their research and talked to colleagues around the league. Sox announcer Ken "Hawk" Harrelson suggested the team give Pierzynski a shot.

"Hawk said, 'You're going to love this kid. He's a gamer. He'll do everything he can to help you win games,'" Guillen said. "Hawk was right."

When it comes to playing White Sox GM, Hawk Harrelson would be the last guy I'd listen to, considering he's already tried it and failed miserably. As general manager, Hawk:
  • Fired Tony LaRussa
  • Released longtime Sox executive Roland Hemond
  • Traded Bobby Bonilla for 1 1/2 years of Jose DeLeon
  • Pissed off Carlton Fisk by shifting him to left field so Joel Skinner could catch
And that was all in 1986, Harrelson's only year on the job.  At 3.0, Hawk might have the highest average of managers/year in the history of general managers. 

The Behind-Pods Squad

Mark Prior isn't the only guy in town with a mysterious shoulder ailment.  Scott Podsednik requested an MRI for a shoulder that's impeding his swing, though given how hard he hit the ball last year, I wonder how anybody could tell.

Jokes aside, this isn't nearly as big a deal for the Sox as Prior's shoulder problems are for the Cubs, mainly because Kenny has backed up the regulars with a versatile group of reserves.  While his offseason moves have weakened a now-thin bullpen, they've simultaneously made the bench one of the strongest in the American League. 

In Joe Cowley's article, he writes:
The Sox better hope [it's good news]. They were a different team last August when Podsednik went on the disabled list with a groin strain, posting a 5-9 record in that stint.
First of all, my finds bear a slight discrepancy from Cowley's.  The game logs I see show Podsednik out for 11 games in late August during a 15-day period, and the Sox went 4-7 during that time.  It's true that they were a different team, but it's easy to see why that was, and why that's not the case any more.

Exhibit A:  Timo Perez received seven starts.  And in each of those seven starts, he batted leadoff.  That's giving the worst player on the team the most at-bats.

Exhibit B:  Brian Anderson was baptized by fire; specifically by flamethrowers such as Randy Johnson, Johan Santana and Felix Hernandez, though he hit that last one pretty well.

Exhibit C:  When Timo didn't play, Pablo Ozuna and his below-average OBP led off.

Now, thanks to the Cintron acquistion, Rob Mackowiak can now serve as a fourth outfielder first and a fifth infielder second.  And it's safe to say that Mackowiak is better than Timo, Pablo and a rookie-year Anderson.  And if Mackowiak needs a day off, having Joe Borchard, Ross Gload or Jerry Owens filling in wouldn't be the worst situation, either.

Unlike Prior, who the Cubs were inexplicably counting on this season, Podsednik can take his time getting back.  It isn't 2005 anymore, and when considering the outfield options behind Podsednik, that's a good thing.

Singleton flies solo

While listening to the Sox drop another Spring Training game today, this time to the Arizona Diamondbacks, I heard for the first time Chris Singleton's attempt to handle an inning lone wolf. He's not entirely by himself because Ed Farmer is supplying the training wheels, but it's clearly the goal for Singleton to fill as much of the air time as possible now while still providing an accurate account of the game to listeners.

I'd call it a decent first attempt.  Farmer's goal is to have Singleton ready to call an inning regularly All-Star break, and he's still a ways away from that, but he's giant steps ahead of Darrin Jackson during his first year on the job.

He'll obviously get smoother once he gets used to balancing what he can say in between batters with game action, so there's no point in delving too much into that.  My biggest beef is that he doesn't speak with enough air.  Singleton's voice often creaked, like he was speaking on the phone late at night (not that I'd know) instead of broadcasting into homes across America.  Having tried my hand at broadcasting football before, that's easy to do, especially when you're not sure about what you're saying.  It's natural to want to avoid amplifying mistakes, lest you sound like a moron.  That's why I turned to writing.

Farmer didn't have to correct Singleton, though -- he just supplemented his broadcast with a few facts, such as the score, runners on base and the like.  We even got to hear Singleton try his hand at a home run call on Chris Widger's sixth-inning shot.  I don't remember exactly what it was, but that's probably a good sign, because it was by the book.  It was something like, "...and this ball is gone, a home run for Chris Widger!" 

Of course, Farmer then had to say it was a two-run shot after Singleton failed to mention that, and instead of saying the score, Singleton said "The Sox are within six," which sounded awkward and sarcastic, though I don't think that was his intent. 

Though it came out clumsy, at least he tried calling it straight instead of dressing it up.  Let's not forget DJ's infamous home run call of "Uh oh!" said in a voice a mother uses when she finds out her baby made dookers.

Looking (at a bad) back

Last we saw Dustin Hermanson, he was being escorted off the field by Herm Schneider after the Angels’ Triple-A squad shelled him for four runs in an inning-plus.  

This comes as no surprise to most everybody who follows the Sox, works for the Sox, has back problems, or some combination of the aforementioned.  I doubt it even surprises Hermanson, who declared himself physically fit before the games started.  Judging from Joe Cowley's article, Don Cooper is depressed, Kenny Williams is trying to keep people away from the ledge, Ozzie is somewhere in between, and MLB.com reports that Herm Schneider is geared up for more of the same.

Hermanson is a warrior type who relies on grit and balls more than superb stuff, so it’s understandable that he’d try to avoid surgery and get rid of the pain his own way.  But even taking into account his personality, after looking through some of the quotes and notes on fantasy baseball services like Rototimes and KFFL, you start to wonder why Hermanson wouldn’t take as many precautions as are necessary.  

Here’s the fit declaration:

January 31, 2006:

The Chicago Tribune's Mark Gonzales reports Chicago White Sox RP Dustin Hermanson (arm/back) believes he will be ready to go when pitchers and catchers report on Feb. 17 for the 2006 season. "I don't want to go overboard with getting ready," Hermanson said. "If I throw one or two bullpen sessions before spring training, that will be fine. You have to remember we played a month longer last season."

Now compare the situation after that statement with what happened before it.  Here are some notes to refresh the memory:

August 14, 2005:

Dustin Hermanson is thinking about undergoing back surgery this offseason.  ''It's tough to pitch like this,'' Hermanson said. ''I wouldn't wish this upon any pitcher to have to go out and pitch through this. I think it makes you concentrate a little bit more while you're out there, but you don't have the stuff that you normally would.''  Source: Chicago Sun-Times

August 11, 2005:

Dustin Hermanson is battling problems with his lower back again, so manager Ozzie Guillen plans to rest the closer as much as possible this weekend, according to the Daily Southtown. "It puts me in a spot because either you are in or you are out," Guillen said. "If I play him, it has a chance to get worse."

August 11, 2005

Cliff Politte was left in Tuesday's game a little longer than he would have been because Hermanson's back was hurting, and he gave up a homer to Alex Rodriguez in the ninth inning. ''If he had given the indication he could have [pitched], he could have started that inning,'' Politte said. ''But if he's really bothered, then it's something that he has to make up his mind and say that he can or can't go. But it has a ripple effect because everybody kind of does their role and then has another hitter or two in the ninth.'  Source: Chicago Sun-Times

It appears that Hermanson isn’t only going to frustrate Sox fans in 2006; if that Politte quote from last year is any indication, he may also draw the ire of his co-workers and bosses as well.

LfT Day 5: I wish

(Finally, the Day 4 photos can be found here)

Technically, I did spend a fifth day in Tucson.  Unfortunately, it ended at 6:55 a.m., when my flight left. 

If I had four weeks of vacation every year, I'd probably make Spring Training an annual stop.  But since I'll only have two weeks for the next few years, it'll at least be a couple years before I return to Tucson. 


If anybody's on the fence, I highly recommend the experience -- if everybody in your party loves baseball, that is.  It's not for fans who only know and care about a handful of players, because most of spring ball is checking out the up-and-coming players, as the established stars usually leave the game (and the park) early.  And if bad weather strikes, as it did this past weekend, you might be stuck watching two teams you don't care about.  The Diamondbacks and Mariners were of no consequence to us, but it worked for us given the circumstances.

Round up a group that can't get enough baseball, and it can't be beat.  You'll never see major-league players that close for that cheap -- the most expensive tickets cost us $15 apiece, and they placed us four rows behind the on-deck circle.  The food is good, the weather is usually comfortable (this weekend was an outlier), and it's much easier to get autographs and the players' attention in March than in April.

As much as we railed on Tucson, I do wish I had a couple of extra days there.  If we had better weather, we would've been able to golf, for one.  And it wasn't a weekend for swimming, either. 

Arizona isn't without its charms, and spring baseball is the greatest gift it offers.  I hope I'll be able to take it up on that again in the near future.

LfT Day 4: Wrapping up

(I’ll prep the Day 4 photos tomorrow.  Meanwhile, here’s a 20-second movie I took of Mark Buehrle warming up.)

After the game, we found another decent strip on 4th Avenue in central Tucson to help upgrade the status of Tucson to “not bad.”  We still can’t understand why anybody would want to live here, but as long as there’s White Sox baseball and a couple of places to go at night, I don’t see why it’s not worth visiting every couple of years.

It’d help more if it rained every once in awhile.  Definitely made it easier to breathe, and I didn’t feel like I needed to wash my face every hour.  Unfortunately, the cold weather (low ‘50s) made me forget to put on sunblock, and I developed a nice case of sunburn that traces where my sunglasses were.

With seats two rows up down the left field line, we had a pretty nice view of the game, and sat in prime foul ball territory.  Jermaine Dye almost gave Matt another gift during the game when he hit a screaming liner towards our section.  Unfortunately, a guy two seats down brought a glove and snagged it.  

If you’re heading to Tucson this year or next year, here are a couple things I’ve forgot to point out over the past three days.

*Don’t get fooled by the PA announcer.  During the first game at Tucson Electric Park,  the man on the microphone would read a PSA for designated driving, saying something like, “White Sox fans are the best fans around, so when you’re leaving the park…”  And that made me feel pretty good.

But when I went to the D-Backs-Mariners game at TEP, the PA announcer said “Diamondbacks fans are the best fans around…”  I then felt used.  Now that I think about it, that opening clause really didn’t make any sense, because it didn’t relate in any way to designated driving.  Unless he wanted the worst fans to drive drunkenly into a telephone pole.  What an applause whore.

*We came up with a surprisingly fun game while driving around town.  It’s called “Restaurant or Furniture Store?”  It may not sound interesting, but let me tell you, it has legs.

Not being from the Southwest, we’re used to seeing Spanish-named places only as ones that offer Mexican food.  So when we were looking for places to eat on Thursday and Friday night, we discovered that a lot of places that seemed like they had dinner potential ended up being furniture stores.  So one of us would give each other the name of the establishment, and the other would have to guess whether it was a restaurant or a furniture store.  

It sounds easy, but it proved rather difficult.  Give it a shot.  (Answers at the bottom)

1)    Tres Amigos
2)    Diego’s
3)    Zoteca
4)    Casa

I’ll be heading back to Albany on a 7 a.m. flight tomorrow, so I don’t have time to get to the photo gallery tonight.  I’ll prep the photos during my layover in Atlanta and post them there if I can.  

I’m going to miss the baseball, but at least the World Baseball Classic is going on.  I highly recommend it – the USA-Japan finish was incredible (just like ALCS’ Game 2), and Puerto Rico looks good against the Dominicans.  Javier Vazquez shut down a lineup with Alfonso Soriano, Miguel Tejada, Albert Pujols and David Ortiz as the top four hitters, so hopefully he’ll be able to do the same against the Royals in August.

Anyway, it’s back to Albany and back to work tomorrow.  Only three weeks until the regular season starts, and hopefully the Sox will look better then than they do now.


Answers to “Restaurant or Furniture Store?”

1)    Furniture store
2)    Restaurant
3)    Furniture store
4)    Financial services center – gotcha!

LfT Day 4: Game recap

Angels 6, White Sox 1

The first five innings were a treat to watch, because Mark Buehrle was on his game.  Nobody hit the ball particularly hard, he didn’t walk anybody, he picked a guy off, and he only used 49 pitches in five innings by my count, and he might’ve had more if the Angels’ Triple-A team didn't swing at first pitches so often.

Unfortunately for Buehrle and everybody in attendance, the sox didn’t score.  The rest of the team was negligible at best, scary at worst, starting with…

The running game – Brian Anderson led off with a first-pitch single in the first inning, then he was thrown out trying to steal.  I don’t know if they were trying a hit-and-run with Uribe because there were latecomers standing in front of me, but it was the second time Anderson was caught stealing in games I attended.  They also failed a hit-and-run with Joe Crede on base and Chris Widger at the plate later in the game, and Tadahito Iguchi was thrown out trying to stretch a single into a double.

The bullpen – Once again, Dustin Hermanson got rocked.  He pitched the sixth and to one batter in the seventh, and he might’ve tweaked his back then.  Ozzie and Herm Schneider came out after he threw his first pitch to Brian Specht, but he stayed in the game for four more pitches until Specht doubled off him.  Then he left the game.

His line:  1+ IP, 4 H, 3 ER, 0 BB, 0 KK.  After inducing a weak flyout to start the inning, everybody else he faced hit him hard.  It doesn’t look encouraging.

Tim Redding’s line wasn’t pretty either, giving up three earned runs on three hits and a walk.  And he just looked like the Tim Redding of the last couple years.  

On a positive note, the LOOGYs fared well – Armando Almanza came on after Hermanson and retired all three batters he faced including a strikeout, though he did allow an inherited runner to score.  Paulino Reynoso struck out the side in the ninth.

The offense –  Eight baserunners in nine innings.  That about sums it up, and as was said before, they often erased themselves on the basepaths when they did get on.  The sixth was the pinnacle of ugliness, when Nick Adenhart retired the Sox 1-2-3 on four pitches, including a first-pitch out from Jim Thome.  Jered Weaver started the game for Anaheim, and he looked less erratic, both with his control and his technique, than his brother Jeff.

On the other hand, Juan Uribe is encouraging me in the No. 2 spot.  He went 1-for-2 with a walk and a single, and two days ago, he worked two three-ball counts against the Giants.  He seems to be using a different approach than he showed for most of last year.

That’s about it.  Chris Stewart scored the only run when he singled, advanced to second on Darren Blakely’s single, advanced on a wild pitch and scored on Jerry Owens’ groundout, but it wasn’t the sort of scoring you can build on in the next game. 

Lft Day 4: Morning update

The rain has lifted, and it's scattered showers and partly cloudy the rest of the day.  The breeze has also lessened, so between that and the damp ground, we shouldn't be tasting the air as much today. 

Mark Buehrle and Dustin Hermanson are expected to see extensive work, and the Sox may be taking their cuts against Jeff Weaver.  Anaheim's going split squad today, so it's hard to tell.

LfT Day 3: 142 out of 143 ain't bad

(Day 3 photos can be found here)

Starting the recap of the day with the end of it, we ran into a couple of Sox fans at a bar who said they made the trip to Phoenix today and wished they didn’t, so settling for Diamondbacks-Mariners wasn’t all that bad.  It was warmer in both Chicago and Albany than it was in Tucson today, but at least we got to see some baseball.

We spent the hours we would’ve spent driving watching Albany knock off Vermont for the America East championship, so I’m done complaining.

Aside from the wind, cold and rain (the first time in 143 days or so), the game was enjoyable to watch, aided by a 25 mph wind blowing out to center.  We got to see Kenji Johjima, the new Japanese Mariners catcher, rack up two hits including a homer.  Jeff Bajenaru struck out three of the five hitters he faced, yet still allowed a run.  Luis Vizcaino retired the Double-A Diamondbacks 1-2-3.  There were plenty of wind-blown pop-ups that Joe Crede would’ve lost track of, and it helped spark some wacky defensive play. 

The one thing about the Tucson climate is that it might be the only weather that gets stuck in your teeth.  You have to remember to walk into stiff winds with your mouth closed, lest you be spitting out sand for the next few hours.

Speaking of Tucson, we finally found an area that resembled a modern urban area instead of a desert outpost on the far, far east side of town.  You know, the places that make any city resemble a modern American one – including a Buffalo Wild Wings, which is all right by us.

It’s been raining since about 5:00, and the forecast predicts it’ll continue to do so tomorrow.  We have tickets for the Sox and Angels with plans to attend Rockies practice in the morning, so let’s hope it’ll let up enough to catch both of those. 

Next week looks like a beauty, though.  Figures.

LfT Day 3: Game recap

The White Sox-Padres game was cancelled today thanks to way too much rain.  They just missed seeing a rare snowstorm in Arizona, where Flagstaff supposedly saw a foot of snow.

It was just rain here in Tucson, but they managed to get the Diamondbacks-Mariners game in here.  We got a chance to see Jeff Bajenaru and Luis Vizcaino in action, so it was as close as we could get.  The Sox will be back in action tomorrow here in Tucson tomorrow against the Angels, and we'll be there.

Lft Day 3: You gotta be kidding me

It's currently 47 in Tucson, windy with a forecast for rain, which would make it the first time in about 150 days that it has done so.  It's already raining in Phoenix, with thunderstorms predicted the rest of the day. 

Now, we're weighing traveling three hours in crappy weather for a game that may very well be rained out versus staying put, and from looking out the window, staying put is winning.  That means we may be watching some Diamondbacks-Mariners action if that game is even playable.

But it gets worse.

Here's the latest weather bulletin from the National Weather Service: 
TUCSON METRO/MARANA/GREEN VALLEY- 1001 AM MST SAT MAR 11 2006

...HEAVY SNOW WARNING REMAINS IN EFFECT UNTIL 4 AM MST SUNDAY... ... SNOW ADVISORY REMAINS IN EFFECT UNTIL 4 AM MST SUNDAY...

A STRONG AND COLD PACIFIC STORM SYSTEM WILL AFFECT THE AREA TODAY AND SUNDAY....PRODUCING THE FIRST SIGNIFICANT SNOW OF THE SEASON. THE SNOW LEVEL WILL LOWER TO 4500 FEET BY LATER THIS AFTERNOON. TOTAL STORM ACCUMULATIONS OF 8 TO 14 INCHES ARE EXPECTED ABOVE 7000 FEET...WITH 3 TO 8 INCHES ABOVE 5000 FEET. GUSTY WINDS WILL ALSO PRODUCE BLOWING AND DRIFTING SNOW AT TIMES.

A SNOW ADVISORY MEANS THAT PERIODS OF SNOW WILL CAUSE PRIMARILY TRAVEL DIFFICULTIES. BE PREPARED FOR SNOW COVERED ROADS AND LIMITED VISIBILITIES...AND USE CAUTION WHILE DRIVING.

I don't think we've had one heavy snow advisory in Albany this winter for chrissakes.

LfT Day 2: Tucson, take two

(For Day 2 photos can be found here)

There are two sides to Tucson – the day and the night.  

During the day, there’s baseball, and it’s fantastic.  At night, there’s…nothing.  And sure, most of the University of Arizona students are out for Spring Break, but even if they were here, I don’t see where they could even go.

But first, the good stuff.  Matt and I went to Tucson Electric Park at 9:30 to see practice, and we got there as they were warming up.  We decided to throw the ball around the parking lot for a bit, because watching players jog from 175 yards away didn’t excite us greatly.  (It would be nice if they set up fan seating closer to the field, but we were stuck watching through not one, but two chain-link fences.)

While walking around the grounds to see if we could get closer, we came across the players’ parking lot, which also had a chain-link fence covered in that green mesh netting.  But looking through a couple holes, we think we might’ve seen a couple of cars owned by people we’re familiar with.  

First, there was a Chevy truck in the same model of the one Jermaine Dye received along with the World Series MVP trophy.  There were no markings that would indicate that it belonged to Jermaine, but we couldn’t think of a reason to drive a car that ugly unless we got it for free.  Next to it was a Hummer with the license plate “KW.”  Perhaps it wasn’t Kenny Williams’, but a Hummer sure seems to fit his persona.

Anyway, when we returned to the practice diamond disappointed that we couldn’t get closer than two football fields away from home plate, batting practice had started.  Thanks to a hefty tailwind, a number of balls reached the parking lot, and Matt and I grabbed four of them.  One was Jim Thome’s, another was Jermaine Dye’s, and the other two were hit by some faceless righty who I couldn’t identify from one county over.  Matt had to fend off a tenacious 60-year-old for one of them.

Between the last batter and the start of the game, we returned to the hotel because we didn’t realize Arizona’s spring also meant “light jacket weather” like everywhere else, and came back to find out our seats were four rows behind the on-deck circle on the first-base side.  But great seats aside, Tucson Electric Park would be enjoyable from any vantage point.

Hi Corbett was a nice minor-league field that got all the basics down right.  Tucson Electric Park took it one step further, with better food (Chicken quesadillas were $8, but they filled me up better than two $3.50 hot dogs would’ve) and an awesome bullpen set-up where you could watch pitchers warm up from various angles.  The seats themselves were a little cramped – especially after the quesadillas – but that was the only complaint.  Aside from the score, of course.

After the game and writing the recap, we set out to try to find out what there is to like about Tucson.  Yesterday, we felt we might’ve been a little premature in declaring Tucson a dump, for lack of a better word.  After spending an evening driving and walking around to find a single place to eat, our stance hasn’t changed.

It wasn’t just the periphery that was troubling.  For dinner, we searched a better part of the downtown area by both car and foot and found nothing.  A couple of wine bars, a questionable-looking regular bar, a few chain eateries (closed, except for Subway), and that was it.

The downtown area reminded me of a Grand Theft Auto city.  There were some tall buildings, but none were notable.  City Hall itself was a bland establishment.  Basically, just like in the video game, the tall buildings existed to make turning corners more difficult.  We saw a tattoo parlor, a library, a movie theatre, the visitor’s bureau, and that’s all I can remember.  That’s not fair to GTA cities – they actually had places to eat.

It took about 45 minutes of driving back and forth across the town to find a restaurant that was local to Tucson, since you can eat at chains anywhere.  After driving by a strip joint, a store that sold goods related to strip joints next to it, and a C&W restaurant that we mistook for a gay bar called the “Bashful Bandit,” we finally found what appeared to be a reputable group of restaurants in a strip by the University.  The local microbrewery there had decent food, but it’s a shame that we’ll have to return to eat there at least one more time due to a lack of other options.

Tomorrow we’ll head to Phoenix on I-10, which Matt said is just as thrilling of a ride as the one around Tucson today. 

LfT Day 2: Game recap

In one day, I got a taste of what the first couple week of Spring Training has been like for the Sox:

The first-stringers looked good, the starting pitching looked solid, the defense looked inconsistent, and the bullpen looked, as a whole, crappy.

The Sox jumped out to an early lead, only to watch Charlie Haeger give them the lead, and after the Sox tied it up, Cliff Politte and Javier Lopez handed it right back to them.  Given that the dreck has been ruining the results for the rest of the team, it’s only fair to grade the parts individually.

Jose Contreras:  He was facing the equivalent of a Triple-A team, so the fact that he allowed only one run in four innings doesn’t mean much.  But he looked solid, maintaining his control while changing arm slots.  He struck out five hitters, and walked none, and made a nice play on a 3-6-1 double play.  Covering first base isn't his strong suit.

First-string offense:  I really like what Jim Thome brings to the offense.  He didn’t put a ball in play, but he drew two walks, the second of which started a third-inning rally with two outs.  He sees a lot of pitches and gives the Sox a perpetually tough out – something they didn’t have last year.

After preaching patience throughout the spring, Paul Konerko was fairly aggressive at the plate, swinging at the first pitch twice.  He had a double and a came a few feet short of a homer.  Nobody could beat the Widge, either, racking up a double and a walk in his two plate appearances.

Jermaine Dye went 2-for-3, and could’ve reached base the third time had he run one out.  He watched a towering infield pop-up blow back into fair territory and land between home plate and the mound.  Except he didn’t run, so he was thrown out at first easily.

Reserves:  Chris Stewart, Robert Valido, Darren Blakely, Ryan Sweeney and Pedro Lopez went a combined 1-for-9, but they were solid defensively.  Valido made all three assists in Bobby Jenks’ inning, and Casey Rogowski started and finished a clutch 3-2-3 double play to bail out Cliff Politte.

Whole-gamers:  Brian Anderson, Joe Borchard and Josh Fields played all nine innings.  Borchard hit an opposite-field two-run shot in the second and drew a walk, but he also misplayed a ball in left field.  Overall, I’d call it a good day for him.  Fields went 1-for-3 with a walk, and Anderson went 1-for-4 with a walk.  After starting his day with three ground balls to short, I think Anderson should be an adequate replacement for Aaron Rowand.

Bullpen:  Oy.  It was like they turned a solid starting effort into a game of "Red Light, Green Light" with the San Francisco offense.

Red light:  Contreras.

Green light:  Charlie Haeger was first, and got beat up for five runs on five hits in one inning.  The hitters weren’t exactly all over him – in a lot of cases, they managed to get enough foul tips until finding a pitch they could rip, and rip they did.

Red light:  Neal Cotts looked Cotts-like.

Green light:  Cliff Politte’s inning could’ve been a lot worse.  A group of minor-league hitters were ripping the first pitch they liked – they had four straight hits, but a conservative Giants third-base coach kept the Giants to only one run.

Red light:  Jenks brought the heat in his inning, inducing three weak grounders to short.

Green light:  Javier Lopez.  The LOOGY frontrunner faced four lefties in his inning, and they went 3-for-4.  Righties fared all right against him, too.  Put them together, and they scored four runs on five hits against him.

Matt was surprised to know Lopez was likely to make the Sox bullpen, given what he saw Lopez do in Colorado.  “He got cut from the Rockies’ bullpen last year, and that should’ve been a telltale sign for any major-league team,” he says.

“The biggest problem with Javy Lopez is with his stuff, he should not get himself into as much trouble as he does.  I just wouldn’t suggest him as your second left-hander under any circumstances.”

LfT Day 2: Morning update -- No Bonds

Looks like we won't be seeing any Barry today, according to an e-mailer and a corroborating article:
"I'm not making that trip